Caught red handed

These innocent looking individuals were caught literally red handed Saturday morning at 6 am with their fingers smashed in the top drawer of this dresser

which had been pulled over onto their (thankfully sturdy) cribs (by manner of pulling on the top drawer in order to empty it of all socks and accessories) luckily missing their heads and breaking none of those same hands but causing terror in their caretakers due to the fact that these items

were upon said furniture and also dumped in and around the same cribs of the criminals identified above. Although no fires were set, fingers chopped off by fan blades nor expensive camera equipment damaged, consequences must follow criminal behavior or else society may feel we are condoning such actions by individuals of a diminutive size. Thus:

Incarceration for the duration of all sleep periods henceforth.