Showing posts with label escape artist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label escape artist. Show all posts

Friday, August 28, 2009

Wanted, Alive

Last seen: escaping over the edge of his pack 'n play crib after bedtime Thursday night after repeated reminders to shut up and go to sleep and stop bothering his brother and sister. Wearing: pjs with a lion on the front, overflowing night diaper, size 6, smile like the sunshine itself.
Answers to: 'ding-dong' 'little boy' 'young man' 'barfmeister flex' 'yackatoa' and 'get back here you!'
Reward: A visit to the Russian River beach house with no air conditioning, constant traffic noise and spiders galore.