Last seen: escaping over the edge of his pack 'n play crib after bedtime Thursday night after repeated reminders to shut up and go to sleep and stop bothering his brother and sister. Wearing: pjs with a lion on the front, overflowing night diaper, size 6, smile like the sunshine itself.Answers to: 'ding-dong' 'little boy' 'young man' 'barfmeister flex' 'yackatoa' and 'get back here you!'
Reward: A visit to the Russian River beach house with no air conditioning, constant traffic noise and spiders galore.
Hey, I think he may have been spotted in my mom's kitchen at 3am the other night....wait, how'd he get to Florida?
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